I MUST be a tree hugging hippy I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELEDI DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
Tv Shows, Stargate: SG-1, Doctor Who, Samurai Jack, Star Trek: The Original Series, Fusion Fall, Fullmetal Alchemist, Star Trek: 2009, Code Geass, Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy, Once Upon a Time, Storm Hawks, Guardians of the Galaxy, Avatar: Last Airbender, Deadpool, Sonic the Hedgehog, Harry Potter, Rick and Morty, Game of Thrones, RWBY, Gravity Falls, and Serenity. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
My name is Dave a.k.a Lord Maximus Age: Nobody needs to know. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet past, present, and future I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBEI’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser I care about the ENVIRONMENT...
In Real Life, this is always a subjective topic with lots of Double Standard issues.
Women tend to have more partners in life, but usually don't brag about it because it's socially unacceptable and they will be pigeonholed as a .
When a woman does it, time for the most insulting and aggressive adjectives, with "Really Gets Around" as a euphemism.